Yes, well, uh, hi.

How are you?

::SILENCE::

Okay, so "I've been gone, LAWL" would be quite the understatement. Sorry about that. Life has been rather difficult, and while sorting it all out I completely forgot about poor deviantART and its inhabitants.

Yes, I'm back, and here are a few things:

ANNOUNCEMENT: I have 2,000 messages. There is no way in dA Hell™ I'm going to be able to go through all that. So, MASS DELETION! Sorry, guys. However!!! If there if something you would really like me to see and comment on, please tell me here, and I will do so! Also, if there is anything you would like to remind me about, please comment here. Oh, and those who wanted to join the Doc or IxM club, please comment here as well.

NEWS: I'm quite sad and sorry to say that I am not much of a Hellsing fan anymore (this and Harry Potter were a few of the fandoms that I've fallen out of love for after recent updates) - now don't panic! I still love Doc, and I might pull out a few Millennium pieces (and I x M, of course) once in awhile, but my dA gallery won't have Hellsing as its prevalent theme. I apologize to those of you who have me on watch because of this. It really irritates me too when I add fanartists for something then suddenly they switch series (like Hellsing to Naruto, for example. YOU PEOPLE KNOW WHO YOU ARE JK) and flood their accounts with fanart of that series. Now, I don't complain because people are entitled to draw what they want. I don't know about you, though, but if I like a series, I love seeing fanart of that series, and therefore end up disappointed when the fanartist I like no longer draw the stuff I like too. BUT, to each their own. So, yeah. Like I said though, you don't have to worry too much, because I still will update with Hellsing stuff on occasion. And who knows with the upcoming OVA? Maybe it will rekindle my love for Hellsing. At this point, however, it's not looking good.

SO: So, now what? Well, I'm sort of in a rut. I don't feel like posting original work on dA, but there isn't much I like at the moment that's fanart worthy! Among the things I've gotten into, the only series I can mention is Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. After news of that terrible movie (which I haven't seen, because what I've heard of it is awful), I reread the books, and it revived my love for the story. I've been experimenting with fanart, and I might post it here, if anybody's interested. What do you think?

HELP: Other than that, I don't know at all! If anybody would like to suggest any interesting books, movies, or anime, I'd be glad to check it out. Mostly Anime, probably, since there haven't been any that caught my interest. For those of you who don't know, I like Comedy, Horror, and Westerns for the most part, but Fantasy and Sci-Fi are fine too.

Erm... I don't know if anybody's reading this, so I'll stop here I guess. Questions or comments would be appreciated.

I've been up for nearly 24 hours! And stuff!

Anyway, sorry for being gone, but my phoneline and DSL were down for over a week. Now I'm back, and with 2304982 messages to reply to. And stuff. So I will do the logical thing and ERASE THEM ALL!

OMG JUST KIDDING!!!

Oh yeah, I was wondering, if I started a print account, would you people want to order prints? What sorts of things would you like to order prints of?

Edit: Okay! So far I've spoken to ~ avancna, ~BlimpGirl, and ~Saphrax (in that order). I have a pending appointment with *christeenapants (ANSWER YOUR DEVNOTE!!!), and I will call *JaxzDice tonight.

The rest of you, hurry up and gimme yo #! I don't bite!!! Ask the others, they'll tell you so! I'm willing to call anywhere in the world!
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This is an almost interesting offer, for this week only!

If anybody wants to call me, feel free to do so, at my expense!

Or if you want me to call you, feel free to say so!

So either way, you can:

A: Send me a devNote with your phone #, and the best time to call you (and who to ask for, were a Parental Unit™ to answer), and I will call you as directed!

or

B: Send me a devNote with a request for my phone #, in which case I will give it to you, and you can place a collect call to me.

Remember to act fast and receive your own SAD Talking Action Figure™, available to the first .5 lucky people to respond!

(It would also be nice for you to reply to this journal entry if you sent me a devNote, just so I can look out for it.)

Maxwell is dead!

I've been gone for such a long time! I apologize (for the 23498230823th time) for disappearing again!

When I came back, I had 2039483294802843 messages waiting for me, so I... DELETED EVERYTHING!

So, if you have something IMPORTANT to say or show me, then post here! (Preferably something that has to do with DOC AND/OR IXM!!!???)

You know, perhaps I might have updated earlier if I had something to update WITH! Why am I always on a horrible artist's block of some sort!?

Do I lack ideas? Or the motivation!? I CANNOT TELL FOR THE LIFE OF ME!!!

Does anybody have any ideas for pictures? Maybe one of you will inspire me, and I will explode into a fireworks display of art!

Or something!

WTF!